Why I Have Clearly Won by Being Declared Honey Badger Champion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=player_embedded

Just your standard honey badger doing standard honey badger things such as:

• Chasing a Leopard around
• Climbing a tree to attack a cobra
• Showing that falcon it's place by making it move aside

And i don't know if you heard but "WORLD RECORD FOR MOST FEARLESS ANIMAL"

Thank you.

House Haka

Today we won house haka because of the white people making an effort.

Matt and Mias Mad Morning.

It's sunday morning in the dining room. The mood is tense to say the least, who will finish breakfast in time to hang with Mia for the day?, Who will miss out and spend their day alone?. These were the questions on everybody's minds as they ate breakfast in silence, there was no time for meaningless conversation. Matthew had been waiting for his chance all weekend to hang with mia and saw this as his chance to finally fullfil his dream. Upon seeing that mia had taken a couple of pieces of toast matt's heart raced, he had filled his bowl almost to the brim with cornflakes! Matt cursed under his breath, "not again" he thought, as he had make this same mistake the previous morning. Matthew was not one to give up though, it was now or never, his whole life had been building up to this one moment, His goal was in sight, the path that was his life had met its most important fork. Matt grabbed his spoon, expertly rotating it into the shovel position, there was no time for scooping. One by one he shoveled spoonfuls of cornflakes into his mouth, a constant stream of milk running down his chin. The bowl seemed to last forever, and just when Matthew was about to give up, the image of Mia's face filled his vision. It was Matthews pure and unwavering adoration for Mia that helped him finish his cereal that day and as he tipped the last of his milk into his open mouth he knew that victory was in sight. Then, out of the corner of his eye Matthew saw that Henry had also finished his cereal and was taking his bowl to the kitchen to wash up. "I've come this far" thought Matthew as he fired his scuff in a great arc across the room towards Henry. Boom, the scuff made contact with the side of Henrys face causing him to drop his bowl with a loud crash. The whole dinig room was roaring with laughter, Matthew saw this as his chance and sprinted across the room to where Mia was just finishing his milk. "Haha did you see Henrys face?" said Matt, eager to start a conversation with his hero. "Yeah that was pretty funny, nice one matt". Matt's face was glowing, He knew this was going to be a good day.

Just what i heard.

Say what you will. That boy is good with a scuff.

A little something called QUALITY MUSIC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wpCf0FsZKQ

Yes it's true.
You don't have to listen to taylor swift on repeat.
I've given the oppurtunity right here to change your ways.

As if i need introduction.

Yes it's me. For everyone whos been sitting at home, waiting around thinking, "When is the real wolf champion going to make a blog", the wait is finally over. yes, thats right. Now you may think, "how does someone find time to be champion of wolf, madden, metroid, war machine and many others and still have time left over to create a blog". The answer my loyal fans is that I make time, just for you. But thats probably just the kind of service you've come to expect from a character as prestigious and talented as myself. So i forgive Matthew j. Spear for his transgressions in claiming to be wolf champion and possibly ruining the whole evening, Matthew, let this be your one and only warning.

Wolf champion first class, The hon. Big Chief D-man out.